BABY STROLLER TEST RIDE - CONTOURS

NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT

BRYCE HARPER - BLIND BARBER

SHOW YOUR JOE - KMART

CORSAGE - KFC

BAT LADY - KMART

PREHENSILE FEET - REDBOX

LIVE CHESS BATTLE

BABY STROLLER TEST RIDE - CONTOURS

SHOW YOUR JOE - KMART

CORSAGE - KFC

PREHENSILE FEET - REDBOX

NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT

BRYCE HARPER - BLIND BARBER

BAT LADY - KMART

LIVE CHESS BATTLE





CREATIVE COLLECTIVEREAL-WORLD COMEDY CHOPSPROLIFIC AS ALL GET OUT

We’re a group of comedy professionals — improv, stand-up, acting — not born in the ad world, but we're comfortable in our new apartment there.Come visit.





















We’re Fearless Mortals, a conglomeration of real-life comedic performers (improvisers, stand-up, actors, etc) with real-world comedy chops (like in front of human audiences and what not) who have been steel-tested and proven in the ad game.We’re a writing-focused Creative Collective, whose strengths are finding the ideas that sucker punch the brief, i.e. hit it from a place you weren’t expecting, and hone in on relatable human truths (yes, more often via comedy than not). Also, we’re prolific, yet don’t sacrifice quality for quantity.We work as a Freelance Team but can shrink or expand based on the specific needs of any project.Individually we are:Cayne Collier
Megan Kellie
Tim Mason
Sue Salvi













FEARLESS MORTALS

PRIVACY POLICY

Fearless Mortals Privacy PolicyThis Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from fearlessmortals.com (the “Site”). This is from a boilerplate, generally, and we have made editorial additions. You can hunt for them. It will be fun.PERSONAL INFORMATION WE COLLECTWhen you visit the Site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including information about your web browser, IP address, time zone, and some of the cookies that are installed on your device. Additionally, as you browse the Site, we collect information about the individual web pages or products that you view, what websites or search terms referred you to the Site, and information about how you interact with the Site. We refer to this automatically-collected information as “Device Information.”We collect Device Information using the following technologies apparently. We are not doing this on purpose, but odds are it is happening:- “Log files” track actions occurring on the Site, and collect data including your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and date/time stamps.
- “Web beacons,” “tags,” and “pixels” are electronic files used to record information about how you browse the Site.
When we talk about “Personal Information” in this Privacy Policy, we are talking about Device Information and submitted Information through our messaging form.HOW DO WE USE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION?We use this Personal Information to:
Communicate with you;
and
When in line with the preferences you have shared with us, provide you with information or advertising relating to our products or services.
It is possible, and this is serious, we might invite you to a party. You do not have to attend. All invites are voluntary, that's the nature of an invite.
We use the Device Information that we collect to help us screen for potential risk and fraud (in particular, your IP address), and more generally to improve and optimize our Site (for example, by generating analytics about how our customers browse and interact with the Site, and to assess the success of our marketing and advertising campaigns).
If, somehow, we learn more about coding or something, we might do more? But we'll update it here, if we do.
SHARING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONWe share your Personal Information with third parties to help us use your Personal Information, as described above. For example, we use Carrd to power our website--you can read more about how Carrd uses your Personal Information here: https://carrd.co/docs/general/privacy. We also use Google Analytics to help us understand how our customers use the Site--you can read more about how Google uses your Personal Information here: https://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/privacy/. You can also opt-out of Google Analytics here: https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout.Finally, we may also share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights.But in general, we love privacy. And we are not that technical. We are writers and creative people and most of us have journaled. Privacy rules!!!!BEHAVIORAL ADVERTISING[This is from a boilerplate, and frankly, we don't do this at this time. We might never do it. But just in case, in case we do do this, well here it is, we're NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOU!!: Begin boilerplate:]As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For more information about how targeted advertising works, you can visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s (“NAI”) educational page at http://www.networkadvertising.org/understanding-online-advertising/how-does-it-work.[We're keeping this here because I didn't know it exists quite frankly. Did you know this exists??]:You can opt out of targeted advertising by:
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INCLUDE OPT-OUT LINKS FROM WHICHEVER SERVICES BEING USED.
COMMON LINKS INCLUDE:
FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=ads
GOOGLE - https://www.google.com/settings/ads/anonymous
BING - https://advertise.bingads.microsoft.com/en-us/resources/policies/personalized-ads
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Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal at: http://optout.aboutads.info/.
DO NOT TRACK
Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser. We think. Again, that's boilerplate and if we can respect the wishes of your browser: WE WILL.
CHANGES
We may update this privacy policy from time to time in order to reflect, for example, changes to our practices or for other operational, legal or regulatory reasons.
CONTACT US
For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by e-mail at fearlessmortals@gmail.com or themortals@fearlessmortals.com